Culinary Eulogy

Attention! Please join me in remembering yet another great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury dough boy died yesterday of a yeast infection, and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Dough boy is survived by his wife Play Dough, his three children, Jane Dough, John Dough and Dosey Dough, as well as one they had in the oven. The funeral was held today at 3:50 for 20 minutes.